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Geelan almost died at the Kinglake Pub

There was a time (specific date TBC) when Ashley Geelan was blind drunk at the Kinglake Pub and attempted to negotiate a steak sandwich whilst being half asleep and close to unconscious.

A local man in the pub was talking to someone else up at the bar, when Geelan tapped the man on the back and gestured that he was choking.

The blue tint to Geelan’s face suggested that he was actually telling the truth for once in his life.

The man in the pub belted Geelan between the shoulder blades and then performed the Heimlich maneuver, which dislodged a large, barely chewed lump of steak and a huge amount of stringy mucous onto the floor of the bar.

You’re a filthy animal, Geelan.