Ashley Geelan can dish out emotional, fact-light reporting. When the same style comes back at him, the glass jaw shows.
Category: Shameful
Geelan Lies archive for serious conduct, reputation, and public-record posts where source context matters.
Geelan’s VicNews caught copying Judy Clements OAM story
Geelan’s VicNews caught copying Judy Clements OAM story VicNews has published a Judy Clements OAM story that, in our view, amounts to blatant plagiarism of the North Central Review / Whittlesea Review’s reporting. The original North Central Review article, “Judy Clements earns OAM”, reported Ms Clements’ Medal of the Order of Australia for service to […]
VicNews was already taken
Ashley Geelan has been telling people that VicNews is his, as if the name arrived with him and belongs to his personal mythology. The public catalogue record says something less convenient. State Library Victoria has a record for VicNews / Victorian Orienteering Association Inc.. It lists the contributor as the Victorian Orienteering Association, the publisher […]
Geelanlies.com is back
Geelanlies.com is back Geelanlies.com is back online. We paused the site before Geelan’s court appearances because it was right to let the legal process run its course. That pause was not a retreat, and it was not because the issues had gone away. It was a deliberate hiatus while the courts did their work. That […]
Geelan cuts off nose to spite face… again
Geelan Lies understands that Ashley Geelan is attempting to fight charges of stalking, harassment, threats to kill, breach of bail and breach of community correction order. This information has come to light as part of legal proceedings which took place at the Heidelberg Magistrates Court on 7th Jan 2020. Geelan appears to be trying to […]
Geelan’s blog nosedives
Ashley Geelan’s Kinglake Ranges News blog has nosedived into oblivion. Google Analytics say that traffic to Geelan’s blog plummeted by 54.03 per cent in October. This follows a similar slump in September. According to SimilarWeb and Google Analytics, Geelan’s website total traffic was 176 visits a day, i.e. 5,470 for the entire month. There was an […]
UPDATE: Geelan suspected to be a guest of the Queen – wrong
UPDATE: We have recently received information from a reliable source that Geelan is in fact not a guest of Her Majesty. It appears that Geelan is on bail with strict conditions around his online activities. We will leave the rest of this article live for transparency. We got it wrong. The team at Geelan Lies […]
Geelan runs afoul of the law again
The team at Geelan Lies has been quiet for the past few days as an unpleasant legal situation has played out for Ashley Geelan. Geelan is no stranger to the law and this week his rants, abuse and personal attacks seemed to have caught up with him. As published in The Local Paper on 04/11/2019: […]
Geelan picks the wrong enemy
Ashley Geelan has selected the wrong enemy. Geelan used his Kinglake Ranges News blog to malign the reputation of Craig Lloyd, Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of the Murrindindi Shire Council. Mr Lloyd, a former policeman, has a hard-won and impeccable reputation in Victoria’s local government arena. Geelan’s posts include wrongful allegations that people connected with […]
Geelan shits the bed
It is as if Ashley Geelan fears that the authorities are about to raid the Housing Commission residence at Reservoir that he shares with his common law wife. It is as if he is concerned that his computer drives will be seized, and the files thereon used against him in multiple potential prosecutions. A perfect […]
Geelan pretended he was a radio star
Ashley Geelan was caught out telling more lies back in 2015. His posts can still be seen in the public forum for the Reckon accounting software group. Geelan represented that he was an important ABC on-air presenter, and made threats that he would use the ABC Twitter account to publicise unfavourable comments about the company’s […]
Geelan hated back in 2004
Ashley Geelan found genuine hatred from fellow ham radio operators, as far back as 2004. One fellow operator told an Internet news group: “Unfortunately in recent times Ashley has suffered the collapse of the Geelan empire which included the closing down of his fantastic Yahoo email group and the Australian Communications Authority raiding his house […]
Geelan felt he was a hero in Whittlesea fire
Amidst the tragedy of the Black Saturday fire in which so many Kinglake people died, there is a speckle of dark local humour. Locals smile at how Ashley Geelan, at every opportunity, describes himself as a local hero, with details of how he saved lives and buildings in the 2009 tragedy. One of the Kinglake […]
Geelan defames Kinglake businessman
Ashley Geelan conducted a malicious campaign on 27/10/2017 against a Kinglake businessman (name withheld), with allegations that superannuation contributions had not been paid to staff. In his usual coward punch mode, Geelan withdrew his blog report and ‘Geelan Media’ social media posts, as soon as he was challenged. “He rang me and said this is […]
Geelan’s blog has dodgy ads
Ashley Geelan’s Kinglake Ranges News blog is publishing fake ad links for get-rich-quick bitcoin scams. The advertisements above Geelan’s masthead are links supposedly to a news.com.au (News Corp) website, but actually go to a domain that promotes investments in cryptocurrency. It is entirely Geelan’s choice whether to include these advertisements on his website or not. […]
Geelan ignores Woolies advice, lies about his business
Ashley Geelan received some good advice from a respected Kinglake man, Anthony McDonald (02/06/2019): “Go collect trolleys for Woolies, you’ll never been a journalist.” Geelan rejected the excellent advice from Mr. McDonald. Pushing a shopping trolley, even on flat ground, would be too much like hard work for a dole bludger like Geelan. At the […]
Geelan fails ‘Business 101’
Ashley Geelan went orgasmic this month when he discovered that a local library had copies of his school newspaper from the early 1990s. Geelan compared the discovery to having sex. Ashley thought this inconsequential find, from 25 years ago, gave him exclusive world-wide rights to the name ‘Vic News’ in 2019. Whilst Geelan was having […]
Geelan accuses Greta for creating Geelan Lies
Ashley Geelan and his common law wife have been on a tear lately, accusing everyone that enters their tiny minds of creating the Geelan Lies website. In his latest episode of alcohol and drug fuelled harassment, Geelan accuses a local resident of being behind the website and also of abusing a disabled child. This is […]
Geelan registers business at Housing Commission address
On Tuesday (29/10/2019), Ashley Geelan registered a business name at his Housing Commission address at <Address redacted, Ed.>, Reservoir. Centrelink, which administers Austudy and Newstart payments, takes a keen interest in businesses being run by welfare payment recipients. The Victorian Government’s Department of Health and Housing requires that a tenant, resident or household member obtains […]
Geelan is not welcome in Kinglake
The results are in! To say they are overwhelming is an understatement! Out of a total of 121 votes, 117 responses indicated that Ashley Geelan is NOT welcome in Kinglake. Only four votes indicated the other way. The team at Geelan Lies has determined that based on IP address data that these four responses were […]
Geelan almost died at the Kinglake Pub
There was a time (specific date TBC) when Ashley Geelan was blind drunk at the Kinglake Pub and attempted to negotiate a steak sandwich whilst being half asleep and close to unconscious. A local man in the pub was talking to someone else up at the bar, when Geelan tapped the man on the back […]
Geelan is a disgrace
Ashley Geelan believes that insulting a Kinglake pioneer in her eighties is part of being a local journalist. All other reporters believe that being a local news gatherer is about community service, encouraging local projects, and fostering residents with their good works. Geelan also declares himself as the hero of the Black Saturday fires in […]
Geelan threw his faeces at police
Information has come to the attention of the team at Geelan Lies of a very disturbing altercation between Ashley Geelan and the local constabulary at Kinglake. During one of his many arrests by Victoria Police in Kinglake, Geelan lost the plot and decided that he didn’t want the local coppers anywhere near him. At this […]
Geelan stooges himself again
Ashley Geelan cannot stop from making a fool of himself and from potentially getting in further trouble with the law. We received another message on Sunday morning (27/10/2019) from Geelan at 10:22am from a Swiss IP address: 195.176.3.20 The content of the message was: Geelan is going to name you as the publisher of Geelan […]
Geelan lashes out in suspected drunken stupor
Despite claiming via a Facebook group post last week that our quality content didn’t bother him, Geelan’s embarrassing attempts to contact the team here at Geelan Lies have backfired stupendously on Kinglake’s exiled village idiot. We received two messages on Saturday afternoon (26/10/2019) from Geelan, who used a poorly disguised alias as Pete Smith (Peter […]
Geelan pisses people off
How popular is Ashley Geelan and his behaviour amongst Kinglake locals? Robbie Tucknott wrote to Geelan via Facebook on 04/09/2019: You have single handedly seen the loss of almost 100 members from this group in under a fortnight.
Geelan is a hated man
What do Kinglake people really think about Ashley Geelan? Respected Black Saturday survivor, Anthony McDonald, summed it up in a Facebook post from a few months ago (02/06/2019): “You’re the most untrustworthy person living in Melbourne. A joke, a thief and a liar.”
Geelan’s fraud
Kinglake blogger Ashley Geelan was again caught telling ‘porkies’, according to a report in The Local Paper this year (08/02/09). Ashley Geelan went on the internet, claiming Leader newspaperman Peter Xeni had described Geelan in 1994 as the “best work experience student we’ve ever had”. Xeni said this is not true. Xeni did not even […]
Geelan gives up?
When Ashley Geelan started his Kinglake Ranges News blog, he made the big promise of a 24/7 news service for local people. Now that Ashley no longer lives in Kinglake, but about 50km away in Reservoir, he seems to have lost all interest in the people of 3757 and 3763. Perhaps he never had any […]
Geelan lied about goal posts
The following is from a new first-time contributor: The following article appeared on Ashley Geelan’s blog on 28/08/2017. It was written retrospectively and simply fabricated as filler for his website. More lies. The goal posts were installed on 11/03/2017. Geelan’s article was posted some five months later in August the same year. Ben Duhig was […]
Geelan’s criminal record
Telling lies is a large part of Ashley Geelan’s criminal life. His priors include theft; a lack of respect for other people’s property. A magistrate found proven the allegation that Ashley Geelan lifted money (not his) from the cash register at Kinglake Pub. Ashley was caught on CCTV, pinching $50 from the till. Ashley had […]
Geelan lies about drugs, grog
On 11/4/2019, Ashley Geelan posted on Twitter: “I don’t do drugs and only drink light beer (0.08% AV) or non-alcoholic beer (0.01% AV).” Yeah, sure, Ashley. In other posts, Ashley Geelan says he has been smoking marijuana since age 14. In other posts, Ashley Geelan often talks about drinking full-strength beer on a daily basis. […]
Geelan’s hypocrisy on racism, violence
Ashley Geelan is two-faced when it comes to racism. On 23/10/2019, Geelan posted a cringe-worthy virtue signalling tweet: “What is this racism thingy? Not how I was raised. Fat, skinny, black blue, white, green or purple, First Nations, Maori, Asian, Yankee. There’s only one race. The human race. We all belong to it.” Ashley must […]
Geelan tormented family of young girl
You can never trust Ashley Geelan’s reporting. He has a talent for consistently getting things wrong. The following is a prime example: Ashley published an online blog entry on 14/11/2018 that a nine-year-old Mernda girl was sexually assaulted. There never was any suggestion of a sexual assault. A man grabbed the girl’s bicycle handle bars. […]
Geelan’s public wank
Lies are part of Ashley Geelan’s arsenal. At the end of 2018, Ashley put himself in the same league as Brian Naylor (who was a newsreader and TV personality, but no journalist), George Negus, Jana Wendt, Mal Walden, Jennifer Kyte, Jon Faine, Ray Martin, Kerry O’Brien, and Mike Willesee. Brian Naylor was playfully described by […]
Geelan’s baseless allegations
More quality insights from one of our best contributors. Late last year, Ashley Geelan suggested that paper bags of money had influenced a Council planning permit decision in Kinglake West. It was a lie. “The article and headline contain allegations about Council which are entirely baseless,” said a letter sent to Kinglake Ranges News by […]
Geelan threw his dead mother under the bus
Can this bloke stoop any lower? It seems so. Parts of this post come to us from public contributions. It is a ad to see Ashley Geelan throw his late mother’s reputation under a bus. Geelan described his mother, Cheryl Anne Mitchell, as a “groupie” of the Fraternity and Valentines. A “groupie” is defined as […]
Geelan lied about work experience
Once again Ashley Geelan has been caught out on his lies. For years, Ashley has claimed that Leader Newspapers had said he was “the best they ever had”. New information has come to light today, thanks to Ashley and his big mouth. In the past, Ashley has claimed this quote was attributed to Peter Xeni […]
Geelan called out again
Ashley Geelan has again been called out by a Kinglake local. We have received and verified as real the following contribution from an interested local. Ashley Geelan is telling porkies again. Kinglake’s own one-handed typist (that’s a lie, he lives at <Address Redacted, Ed.> Reservoir) is now asserting that he has Southern Hemisphere rights to […]
Geelan stole the Kinglake Ranges News business name
So it turns out our friendly Kinglake scumbag has been stealing the name “Kinglake Ranges News” from our treasured community institution The Mountain Monthly. Ashley constantly goes on and on about people stealing his work yet, he is actually on the stealing! Below is a report from one of our readers and a confirmed source […]
Geelan runs from scrutiny
On the evening of 22/10/2019, Ashley Geelan once again ran from the Kinglake community and from any real scrutiny. In screenshots provided to the team at Geelan Lies by a number of upstanding citizens, Ashley is seen continuing to defame decorated local police officers as well as a number of well known local citizens. Ashley […]
Geelan’s Cease and Desist Order
On Monday, October 21, 2019, Ashley “Scoop” Geelan decided to go on another online rampage. This time his target was one of his usual targets, the members of the Kinglake Police Station. Ashley has long had an issue with Victoria Police in Kinglake after being apprehended and charged on a number of occasions. In addition […]
Geelan, the man who calls himself Scoop
Kinglake’s exiled village idiot, a lifelong dole bludger, and professional victim “I’ve been sponging [sic] off the government since I came into this world, and I will continue to do so until I am on [sic] me deathbed.” – Ashley Geelan, circa 2016. The aim of the Geelan Lies website is to attempt to hold […]