Geelanlies.com is back
Geelanlies.com is back Geelanlies.com is back online. We paused the site before Geelan's court appearances because it was right to let the legal process run its course. That pause was not a retreat, and it…
Ashley Geelan and the Trump comparison he will…
There is a funny thing about Ashley Geelan and Donald Trump. Geelan would almost certainly hate the comparison. That is part of the point. The people who cannot stop telling everyone how important they are…
Ashley Geelan tries to strongarm Geelan Lies with…
An email was long on threats and short on facts Ashley Geelan has now tried a new line with Geelan Lies: dress up a threatening email as if it came with the weight of Victoria…
Geelan Lies uses AI and still beats VicNews…
Yes, Geelan Lies uses AI. That is not the scandal. Geelan Lies uses AI regularly. There is no mystery in that and no point pretending otherwise. The funny part is that even with AI in…
Ashley Geelan and the membership badges that do…
Ashley Geelan's membership problem Ashley Geelan likes borrowed credibility. A logo here, a badge there, a line in an email signature saying "Member MEAA, LINA & IFJ." It looks tidy. It looks professional. It is…
Ashley Geelan, Kinglake and the local correspondent fantasy
There is a special kind of comedy in Ashley Geelan calling himself a "local correspondent". Local to where, exactly? Because Kinglake does not seem to remember him as a trusted local newsman. It remembers the…
Ashley Geelan: Australia’s laziest blogger
Ashley Geelan's Victorian News misses Victoria's biggest political story Jacinta Allan has been dumped as Victorian Premier. Ben Carroll has been sworn in. Labor has knifed its leader months out from an election. A royal…
Ashley Geelan and the attention economy addiction
This is opinion and commentary, not a medical diagnosis. The point is not that Ashley Geelan has a clinical condition. The point is that his own public Bluesky posts show a familiar pattern: he keeps…
Ashley Geelan Federal Police story comes with no…
Ashley Geelan has produced another large claim and, once again, the evidence cupboard is bare. This time the story is that the Federal Police are supposedly after him because he posted about Antoinette Lattouf, ABC…
Ashley Geelan admits to be a common “John”
This is opinion and commentary based on Ashley Geelan's own public Bluesky posts. It treats his brothel story as his claim, not as an independently proven event. Ashley Geelan has now decided that his media-branded…
Ashley Geelan – Stupid is what stupid does
Victorian News has published an AAP story headed "New laws to force tech giants to unmask online trolls". The story reports Premier Jacinta Allan's announcement that Victoria will draft laws giving VCAT "demasking" powers over…
Ashley Geelan’s lies about his own mother
This article is based on Bluesky posts from victoriannews.com.au dated 19 July 2026 and public education-history records. Ashley Geelan's Bluesky account spent 19 July 2026 attacking Neil Mitchell, 3AW, KIIS FM, Kyle Sandilands, ARN and…
The Man Who Calls Everyone Else A Nazi
Ashley Geelan has a favourite move. When he dislikes someone, he does not merely argue with them. He reaches for the same small pile of labels: Nazi, neo-Nazi, cooker, racist, grifter, dickhead. Sometimes the target…
Geelan puts himself inside Victoria’s illicit tobacco market
Ashley Geelan has spent years writing as if crime is something that happens somewhere else, committed by someone else, and observed by him from a safe moral distance. On Wednesday morning, he put something very…
Is This What Is Going On With Our…
There is a graph doing the rounds that, at first glance, seems to say something very simple: people who identify as "very liberal" (in Australia can be read as ultra-left leaning) report much higher rates…
Ashley Geelan discovers his glass jaw
Editorial note: This article is an opinion piece based on Ashley Geelan's June 19, 2026 VicNews article, its later correction, and screenshots of his public Bluesky replies supplied to Geelan Lies on June 20, 2026.…
Geelan’s VicNews caught copying Judy Clements OAM story
Geelan's VicNews caught copying Judy Clements OAM story VicNews has published a Judy Clements OAM story that, in our view, amounts to blatant plagiarism of the North Central Review / Whittlesea Review's reporting. The original…
VicNews was already taken
Ashley Geelan has been telling people that VicNews is his, as if the name arrived with him and belongs to his personal mythology. The public catalogue record says something less convenient. State Library Victoria has…
Kerry Ann how can you put up with…
At Geelan Lies we are very concerned about the unfolding crisis at the housing commission house in Reservoir. Geelan appears to be quickly returning to his old ways and is likely to find himself with…
Geelan cuts off nose to spite face… again
Geelan Lies understands that Ashley Geelan is attempting to fight charges of stalking, harassment, threats to kill, breach of bail and breach of community correction order. This information has come to light as part of…
Geelan attacks Long again
It appears that Ashley Geelan has been up to his old tricks again. The same tricks that led him to a stint in Fulham prison a few weeks ago. We at Geelan Lies understand there…
Geelan before the beak….again
Tomorrow (7/1/2020) Ashley Stephen Geelan is due to appear before the Heidelberg Magistrates Court on multiple charges including multiple bail breaches, breaches of intervention order and stalking. We at Geelan Lies also understand that Geelan…
Geelan’s blog nosedives
Ashley Geelan's Kinglake Ranges News blog has nosedived into oblivion. Google Analytics say that traffic to Geelan's blog plummeted by 54.03 per cent in October. This follows a similar slump in September. According to SimilarWeb and…
UPDATE: Geelan suspected to be a guest of…
UPDATE: We have recently received information from a reliable source that Geelan is in fact not a guest of Her Majesty. It appears that Geelan is on bail with strict conditions around his online activities.…
Geelan runs afoul of the law again
The team at Geelan Lies has been quiet for the past few days as an unpleasant legal situation has played out for Ashley Geelan. Geelan is no stranger to the law and this week his…
Geelan picks the wrong enemy
Ashley Geelan has selected the wrong enemy. Geelan used his Kinglake Ranges News blog to malign the reputation of Craig Lloyd, Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of the Murrindindi Shire Council. Mr Lloyd, a former policeman,…
Geelan shits the bed
It is as if Ashley Geelan fears that the authorities are about to raid the Housing Commission residence at Reservoir that he shares with his common law wife. It is as if he is concerned…
Geelan pretended he was a radio star
Ashley Geelan was caught out telling more lies back in 2015. His posts can still be seen in the public forum for the Reckon accounting software group. Geelan represented that he was an important ABC…
Geelan hated back in 2004
Ashley Geelan found genuine hatred from fellow ham radio operators, as far back as 2004. One fellow operator told an Internet news group: "Unfortunately in recent times Ashley has suffered the collapse of the Geelan…
Geelan felt he was a hero in Whittlesea…
Amidst the tragedy of the Black Saturday fire in which so many Kinglake people died, there is a speckle of dark local humour. Locals smile at how Ashley Geelan, at every opportunity, describes himself as…
Geelan defames Kinglake businessman
Ashley Geelan conducted a malicious campaign on 27/10/2017 against a Kinglake businessman (name withheld), with allegations that superannuation contributions had not been paid to staff. In his usual coward punch mode, Geelan withdrew his blog…
Geelan’s blog has dodgy ads
Ashley Geelan's Kinglake Ranges News blog is publishing fake ad links for get-rich-quick bitcoin scams. The advertisements above Geelan's masthead are links supposedly to a news.com.au (News Corp) website, but actually go to a domain…
Geelan ignores Woolies advice, lies about his business
Ashley Geelan received some good advice from a respected Kinglake man, Anthony McDonald (02/06/2019): "Go collect trolleys for Woolies, you'll never been a journalist." Geelan rejected the excellent advice from Mr. McDonald. Pushing a shopping…
Geelan fails ‘Business 101’
Ashley Geelan went orgasmic this month when he discovered that a local library had copies of his school newspaper from the early 1990s. Geelan compared the discovery to having sex. Ashley thought this inconsequential find,…
Geelan accuses Greta for creating Geelan Lies
Ashley Geelan and his common law wife have been on a tear lately, accusing everyone that enters their tiny minds of creating the Geelan Lies website. In his latest episode of alcohol and drug fuelled…
Geelan registers business at Housing Commission address
On Tuesday (29/10/2019), Ashley Geelan registered a business name at his Housing Commission address at <Address redacted, Ed.>, Reservoir. Centrelink, which administers Austudy and Newstart payments, takes a keen interest in businesses being run by…
Geelan is not welcome in Kinglake
The results are in! To say they are overwhelming is an understatement! Out of a total of 121 votes, 117 responses indicated that Ashley Geelan is NOT welcome in Kinglake. Only four votes indicated the…
Geelan almost died at the Kinglake Pub
There was a time (specific date TBC) when Ashley Geelan was blind drunk at the Kinglake Pub and attempted to negotiate a steak sandwich whilst being half asleep and close to unconscious. A local man…
Geelan is a disgrace
Ashley Geelan believes that insulting a Kinglake pioneer in her eighties is part of being a local journalist. All other reporters believe that being a local news gatherer is about community service, encouraging local projects,…
Geelan threw his faeces at police
Information has come to the attention of the team at Geelan Lies of a very disturbing altercation between Ashley Geelan and the local constabulary at Kinglake. During one of his many arrests by Victoria Police…
Geelan stooges himself again
Ashley Geelan cannot stop from making a fool of himself and from potentially getting in further trouble with the law. We received another message on Sunday morning (27/10/2019) from Geelan at 10:22am from a Swiss…
Geelan lashes out in suspected drunken stupor
Despite claiming via a Facebook group post last week that our quality content didn't bother him, Geelan's embarrassing attempts to contact the team here at Geelan Lies have backfired stupendously on Kinglake's exiled village idiot.…
Geelan pisses people off
How popular is Ashley Geelan and his behaviour amongst Kinglake locals? Robbie Tucknott wrote to Geelan via Facebook on 04/09/2019: You have single handedly seen the loss of almost 100 members from this group in…
Geelan is a hated man
What do Kinglake people really think about Ashley Geelan? Respected Black Saturday survivor, Anthony McDonald, summed it up in a Facebook post from a few months ago (02/06/2019): "You're the most untrustworthy person living in…
Geelan’s fraud
Kinglake blogger Ashley Geelan was again caught telling ‘porkies’, according to a report in The Local Paper this year (08/02/09). Ashley Geelan went on the internet, claiming Leader newspaperman Peter Xeni had described Geelan in…
Geelan gives up?
When Ashley Geelan started his Kinglake Ranges News blog, he made the big promise of a 24/7 news service for local people. Now that Ashley no longer lives in Kinglake, but about 50km away in…
Geelan lied about goal posts
The following is from a new first-time contributor: The following article appeared on Ashley Geelan's blog on 28/08/2017. It was written retrospectively and simply fabricated as filler for his website. More lies. The goal posts…
Geelan’s criminal record
Telling lies is a large part of Ashley Geelan's criminal life.His priors include theft; a lack of respect for other people's property. A magistrate found proven the allegation that Ashley Geelan lifted money (not his)…
Geelan lies about drugs, grog
On 11/4/2019, Ashley Geelan posted on Twitter: "I don't do drugs and only drink light beer (0.08% AV) or non-alcoholic beer (0.01% AV)." Yeah, sure, Ashley. In other posts, Ashley Geelan says he has been…
Geelan’s business quandry
Ashley Geelan claims exclusive intellectual property rights to the name "Vic News", based on his father Graeme getting a library classification number for a Montmorency school newspaper, back in the 1990s. The library classification then…
Source-backed pages
- Ash Geelan source-backed record
- Ashley Geelan source-backed record
- Ashley Stephen Geelan background
- Ashley Geelan jail-time source notes
- Ashley Geelan and Victorian News
- Ashley Stephen Geelan court-context trail
- VK3HAG Ashley Geelan radio record
- Ashley Geelan VicNews record
- Ashley Geelan plagiarism and copying record
- Ashley Geelan public records
- VK3HAG and Ashley Geelan references
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