Geelan, the man who calls himself Scoop
Kinglake’s exiled village idiot, a lifelong dole bludger, and professional victim “I’ve been sponging [sic] off the government since I came into this world, and I will continue to do so until I am on…
Kerry Ann how can you put up with…
At Geelan Lies we are very concerned about the unfolding crisis at the housing commission house in Reservoir. Geelan appears to be quickly returning to his old ways and is likely to find himself with…
Geelan cuts off nose to spite face… again
Geelan Lies understands that Ashley Geelan is attempting to fight charges of stalking, harassment, threats to kill, breach of bail and breach of community correction order. This information has come to light as part of…
Geelan attacks Long again
It appears that Ashley Geelan has been up to his old tricks again. The same tricks that led him to a stint in Fulham prison a few weeks ago. We at Geelan Lies understand there…
Geelan before the beak….again
Tomorrow (7/1/2020) Ashley Stephen Geelan is due to appear before the Heidelberg Magistrates Court on multiple charges including multiple bail breaches, breaches of intervention order and stalking. We at Geelan Lies also understand that Geelan…
Geelan’s blog nosedives
Ashley Geelan's Kinglake Ranges News blog has nosedived into oblivion. Google Analytics say that traffic to Geelan's blog plummeted by 54.03 per cent in October. This follows a similar slump in September. According to SimilarWeb and…
UPDATE: Geelan suspected to be a guest of…
UPDATE: We have recently received information from a reliable source that Geelan is in fact not a guest of Her Majesty. It appears that Geelan is on bail with strict conditions around his online activities.…
Geelan runs afoul of the law again
The team at Geelan Lies has been quiet for the past few days as an unpleasant legal situation has played out for Ashley Geelan. Geelan is no stranger to the law and this week his…
Geelan picks the wrong enemy
Ashley Geelan has selected the wrong enemy. Geelan used his Kinglake Ranges News blog to malign the reputation of Craig Lloyd, Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of the Murrindindi Shire Council. Mr Lloyd, a former policeman,…
Geelan shits the bed
It is as if Ashley Geelan fears that the authorities are about to raid the Housing Commission residence at Reservoir that he shares with his common law wife. It is as if he is concerned…
Geelan pretended he was a radio star
Ashley Geelan was caught out telling more lies back in 2015. His posts can still be seen in the public forum for the Reckon accounting software group. Geelan represented that he was an important ABC…
Geelan hated back in 2004
Ashley Geelan found genuine hatred from fellow ham radio operators, as far back as 2004. One fellow operator told an Internet news group: "Unfortunately in recent times Ashley has suffered the collapse of the Geelan…
Geelan felt he was a hero in Whittlesea…
Amidst the tragedy of the Black Saturday fire in which so many Kinglake people died, there is a speckle of dark local humour. Locals smile at how Ashley Geelan, at every opportunity, describes himself as…
Geelan defames Kinglake businessman
Ashley Geelan conducted a malicious campaign on 27/10/2017 against a Kinglake businessman (name withheld), with allegations that superannuation contributions had not been paid to staff. In his usual coward punch mode, Geelan withdrew his blog…
Geelan’s blog has dodgy ads
Ashley Geelan's Kinglake Ranges News blog is publishing fake ad links for get-rich-quick bitcoin scams. The advertisements above Geelan's masthead are links supposedly to a news.com.au (News Corp) website, but actually go to a domain…
Geelan ignores Woolies advice, lies about his business
Ashley Geelan received some good advice from a respected Kinglake man, Anthony McDonald (02/06/2019): "Go collect trolleys for Woolies, you'll never been a journalist." Geelan rejected the excellent advice from Mr. McDonald. Pushing a shopping…
Geelan fails ‘Business 101’
Ashley Geelan went orgasmic this month when he discovered that a local library had copies of his school newspaper from the early 1990s. Geelan compared the discovery to having sex. Ashley thought this inconsequential find,…
Geelan accuses Greta for creating Geelan Lies
Ashley Geelan and his common law wife have been on a tear lately, accusing everyone that enters their tiny minds of creating the Geelan Lies website. In his latest episode of alcohol and drug fuelled…
Geelan registers business at Housing Commission address
On Tuesday (29/10/2019), Ashley Geelan registered a business name at his Housing Commission address at <Address redacted, Ed.>, Reservoir. Centrelink, which administers Austudy and Newstart payments, takes a keen interest in businesses being run by…
Geelan is not welcome in Kinglake
The results are in! To say they are overwhelming is an understatement! Out of a total of 121 votes, 117 responses indicated that Ashley Geelan is NOT welcome in Kinglake. Only four votes indicated the…
Geelan almost died at the Kinglake Pub
There was a time (specific date TBC) when Ashley Geelan was blind drunk at the Kinglake Pub and attempted to negotiate a steak sandwich whilst being half asleep and close to unconscious. A local man…
Geelan is a disgrace
Ashley Geelan believes that insulting a Kinglake pioneer in her eighties is part of being a local journalist. All other reporters believe that being a local news gatherer is about community service, encouraging local projects,…
Geelan threw his faeces at police
Information has come to the attention of the team at Geelan Lies of a very disturbing altercation between Ashley Geelan and the local constabulary at Kinglake. During one of his many arrests by Victoria Police…
Geelan stooges himself again
Ashley Geelan cannot stop from making a fool of himself and from potentially getting in further trouble with the law. We received another message on Sunday morning (27/10/2019) from Geelan at 10:22am from a Swiss…
Geelan lashes out in suspected drunken stupor
Despite claiming via a Facebook group post last week that our quality content didn't bother him, Geelan's embarrassing attempts to contact the team here at Geelan Lies have backfired stupendously on Kinglake's exiled village idiot.…
Geelan pisses people off
How popular is Ashley Geelan and his behaviour amongst Kinglake locals? Robbie Tucknott wrote to Geelan via Facebook on 04/09/2019: You have single handedly seen the loss of almost 100 members from this group in…
Geelan is a hated man
What do Kinglake people really think about Ashley Geelan? Respected Black Saturday survivor, Anthony McDonald, summed it up in a Facebook post from a few months ago (02/06/2019): "You're the most untrustworthy person living in…
Geelan’s fraud
Kinglake blogger Ashley Geelan was again caught telling ‘porkies’, according to a report in The Local Paper this year (08/02/09). Ashley Geelan went on the internet, claiming Leader newspaperman Peter Xeni had described Geelan in…
Geelan gives up?
When Ashley Geelan started his Kinglake Ranges News blog, he made the big promise of a 24/7 news service for local people. Now that Ashley no longer lives in Kinglake, but about 50km away in…
Geelan lied about goal posts
The following is from a new first-time contributor: The following article appeared on Ashley Geelan's blog on 28/08/2017. It was written retrospectively and simply fabricated as filler for his website. More lies. The goal posts…
Geelan’s criminal record
Telling lies is a large part of Ashley Geelan's criminal life.His priors include theft; a lack of respect for other people's property. A magistrate found proven the allegation that Ashley Geelan lifted money (not his)…
Geelan lies about drugs, grog
On 11/4/2019, Ashley Geelan posted on Twitter: "I don't do drugs and only drink light beer (0.08% AV) or non-alcoholic beer (0.01% AV)." Yeah, sure, Ashley. In other posts, Ashley Geelan says he has been…
Geelan’s business quandry
Ashley Geelan claims exclusive intellectual property rights to the name "Vic News", based on his father Graeme getting a library classification number for a Montmorency school newspaper, back in the 1990s. The library classification then…
Geelan’s hypocrisy on racism, violence
Ashley Geelan is two-faced when it comes to racism. On 23/10/2019, Geelan posted a cringe-worthy virtue signalling tweet: "What is this racism thingy? Not how I was raised. Fat, skinny, black blue, white, green or…
Geelan tormented family of young girl
You can never trust Ashley Geelan's reporting. He has a talent for consistently getting things wrong. The following is a prime example: Ashley published an online blog entry on 14/11/2018 that a nine-year-old Mernda girl…
Geelan’s false CV
In addition to the lies that Ashley Geelan tells on a daily basis, he commits another journalistic sin. He is the world's most boring storyteller. Over and over, crap about himself, crap about his Amiga…
Geelan breaches order
Ashley Geelan has continued to breach the cease and desist order issued against him with more online comments on 23/10/2019
Geelan’s public wank
Lies are part of Ashley Geelan's arsenal. At the end of 2018, Ashley put himself in the same league as Brian Naylor (who was a newsreader and TV personality, but no journalist), George Negus, Jana…
Geelan’s baseless allegations
More quality insights from one of our best contributors. Late last year, Ashley Geelan suggested that paper bags of money had influenced a Council planning permit decision in Kinglake West. It was a lie. "The…
Geelan’s cock-up on national TV
Appearing like a common ice addict on The Project in July, 2019, Ashley Geelan had one fairly simply job to do. And he cocked that up. It's piss-funny. What a media star! PMSL https://youtu.be/RKX6hkSnUcA
Geelan’s coward punches
The following was submitted by a good friend of this site. Ashley Geelan was "getting fried" in the days leading-up to Christmas 2018, and it had nothing to do with Colonel Sanders. Ashley Geelan decided…
Geelan threw his dead mother under the bus
Can this bloke stoop any lower? It seems so. Parts of this post come to us from public contributions. It is a ad to see Ashley Geelan throw his late mother's reputation under a bus.…
Geelan is Victoria’s laziest “journo”
Ashley Geelan's reputation continues as the state's laziest "journalist". As at Thursday lunchtime (24/10/19), Geelan's 'Kinglake Ranges News' website has not had a Murrindindi news item for eight days. So much for his loud claims…
Geelan and his false invoices
This contribution comes to the team at Geelan Lies from another concerned reader. Ashley Geelan likes to lie. Sometimes Ashley tells the same lie, over and over again. A week or two back, Ashley posted…
Geelan lies about money
Credit: a much appreciated, anonymous contributor One of Ashley Geelan's ongoing lies is that he is owed money by local publishers for his community news contributions. He is owed nothing. Not a single cent. Ashley…
Geelan lies in blog… again!
Thank you to a contributor for this outstanding contribution. Ashley Geelan just keeps on telling more lies. One of Ashley's online reports was headlined 'Kinglake Ranges bus service at risk'. It was a work of…
Geelan’s illicit drug addiction confirmed
It is no secret that Ashley Geelan is an illicit drug abuser. Ashley has regularly and frequently admitted on social media to using marijuana since the age of 14. Ashley has insisted that the consumption…
Geelan lied about work experience
Once again Ashley Geelan has been caught out on his lies. For years, Ashley has claimed that Leader Newspapers had said he was "the best they ever had". New information has come to light today,…
Geelan Lies receives 1M hits in 24 hours
Over the past 24 hours, Geelan Lies has become the number one website in Victoria, recording over 1 million hits! We thank all those who have checked us out and helped trigger Ashley Stephen Geelan…
Geelan is a hypocrite of the highest order
In his long running vendetta against Ash Long and The Local Paper Ashley Geelan has certainly changed his position over time. At this point in time Ashley not only claimed he "worked" for 3LO, 3AW…
Geelan called out again
Ashley Geelan has again been called out by a Kinglake local. We have received and verified as real the following contribution from an interested local. Ashley Geelan is telling porkies again. Kinglake's own one-handed typist…