Geelan’s baseless allegations
More quality insights from one of our best contributors. Late last year, Ashley Geelan suggested that paper bags of money had influenced a Council planning permit decision in Kinglake West. It was a lie. "The…
Geelan’s cock-up on national TV
Appearing like a common ice addict on The Project in July, 2019, Ashley Geelan had one fairly simply job to do. And he cocked that up. It's piss-funny. What a media star! PMSL https://youtu.be/RKX6hkSnUcA
Geelan’s coward punches
The following was submitted by a good friend of this site. Ashley Geelan was "getting fried" in the days leading-up to Christmas 2018, and it had nothing to do with Colonel Sanders. Ashley Geelan decided…
Geelan threw his dead mother under the bus
Can this bloke stoop any lower? It seems so. Parts of this post come to us from public contributions. It is a ad to see Ashley Geelan throw his late mother's reputation under a bus.…
Geelan is Victoria’s laziest “journo”
Ashley Geelan's reputation continues as the state's laziest "journalist". As at Thursday lunchtime (24/10/19), Geelan's 'Kinglake Ranges News' website has not had a Murrindindi news item for eight days. So much for his loud claims…
Geelan and his false invoices
This contribution comes to the team at Geelan Lies from another concerned reader. Ashley Geelan likes to lie. Sometimes Ashley tells the same lie, over and over again. A week or two back, Ashley posted…
Geelan lies about money
Credit: a much appreciated, anonymous contributor One of Ashley Geelan's ongoing lies is that he is owed money by local publishers for his community news contributions. He is owed nothing. Not a single cent. Ashley…
Geelan lies in blog… again!
Thank you to a contributor for this outstanding contribution. Ashley Geelan just keeps on telling more lies. One of Ashley's online reports was headlined 'Kinglake Ranges bus service at risk'. It was a work of…
Geelan’s illicit drug addiction confirmed
It is no secret that Ashley Geelan is an illicit drug abuser. Ashley has regularly and frequently admitted on social media to using marijuana since the age of 14. Ashley has insisted that the consumption…
Geelan lied about work experience
Once again Ashley Geelan has been caught out on his lies. For years, Ashley has claimed that Leader Newspapers had said he was "the best they ever had". New information has come to light today,…
Geelan Lies receives 1M hits in 24 hours
Over the past 24 hours, Geelan Lies has become the number one website in Victoria, recording over 1 million hits! We thank all those who have checked us out and helped trigger Ashley Stephen Geelan…
Geelan is a hypocrite of the highest order
In his long running vendetta against Ash Long and The Local Paper Ashley Geelan has certainly changed his position over time. At this point in time Ashley not only claimed he "worked" for 3LO, 3AW…
Geelan called out again
Ashley Geelan has again been called out by a Kinglake local. We have received and verified as real the following contribution from an interested local. Ashley Geelan is telling porkies again. Kinglake's own one-handed typist…
Geelan stole the Kinglake Ranges News business name
So it turns out our friendly Kinglake scumbag has been stealing the name "Kinglake Ranges News" from our treasured community institution The Mountain Monthly. Ashley constantly goes on and on about people stealing his work…
Geelan runs from scrutiny
On the evening of 22/10/2019, Ashley Geelan once again ran from the Kinglake community and from any real scrutiny. In screenshots provided to the team at Geelan Lies by a number of upstanding citizens, Ashley…
Geelan’s Cease and Desist Order
On Monday, October 21, 2019, Ashley "Scoop" Geelan decided to go on another online rampage. This time his target was one of his usual targets, the members of the Kinglake Police Station. Ashley has long…
Geelan, the man who calls himself Scoop
Kinglake’s exiled village idiot, a lifelong dole bludger, and professional victim “I’ve been sponging [sic] off the government since I came into this world, and I will continue to do so until I am on…