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Geelan’s public wank

Lies are part of Ashley Geelan’s arsenal.

At the end of 2018, Ashley put himself in the same league as Brian Naylor (who was a newsreader and TV personality, but no journalist), George Negus, Jana Wendt, Mal Walden, Jennifer Kyte, Jon Faine, Ray Martin, Kerry O’Brien, and Mike Willesee.

Brian Naylor was playfully described by his Nine News boss John Sorell as “a good looking man who smells nice”. Ashley Geelan is far from a good looking man and it’s no surprise that he emits a foul and unpleasant odour.

Melbourne newsroom journalists can still piss themselves laughing with this clip, starting at the 13:15 time code:

If Ashley Geelan is looking for real talent comparisons on TV, perhaps it should be more like Krusty the Clown, Bozo the Clown, or Humphrey B. Bear.