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Geelan’s blog nosedives

Ashley Geelan’s Kinglake Ranges News blog has nosedived into oblivion. Google Analytics say that traffic to Geelan’s blog plummeted by 54.03 per cent in October. This follows a similar slump in September. According to SimilarWeb and Google Analytics, Geelan’s website total traffic was 176 visits a day, i.e. 5,470 for the entire month. There was an […]

Geelan shits the bed

It is as if Ashley Geelan fears that the authorities are about to raid the Housing Commission residence at Reservoir that he shares with his common law wife. It is as if he is concerned that his computer drives will be seized, and the files thereon used against him in multiple potential prosecutions. A perfect […]

Geelan is a disgrace

Ashley Geelan believes that insulting a Kinglake pioneer in her eighties is part of being a local journalist. All other reporters believe that being a local news gatherer is about community service, encouraging local projects, and fostering residents with their good works. Geelan also declares himself as the hero of the Black Saturday fires in […]