Holding Ashley Stephen Geelan to account since 2019
You can never trust Ashley Geelan’s reporting. He has a talent for consistently getting things wrong. The following is a prime example: Ashley published an online blog entry on 14/11/2018 that a nine-year-old Mernda girl was sexually assaulted. There never was any suggestion of a sexual assault. A man grabbed the girl’s bicycle handle bars. […]
In addition to the lies that Ashley Geelan tells on a daily basis, he commits another journalistic sin. He is the world’s most boring storyteller. Over and over, crap about himself, crap about his Amiga computer in the 1990s, crap about his ham radio. Crap, crap, crap. Ashley genuinely believes that people are interested in […]
Ashley Geelan has continued to breach the cease and desist order issued against him with more online comments on 23/10/2019
Lies are part of Ashley Geelan’s arsenal. At the end of 2018, Ashley put himself in the same league as Brian Naylor (who was a newsreader and TV personality, but no journalist), George Negus, Jana Wendt, Mal Walden, Jennifer Kyte, Jon Faine, Ray Martin, Kerry O’Brien, and Mike Willesee. Brian Naylor was playfully described by […]
More quality insights from one of our best contributors. Late last year, Ashley Geelan suggested that paper bags of money had influenced a Council planning permit decision in Kinglake West. It was a lie. “The article and headline contain allegations about Council which are entirely baseless,” said a letter sent to Kinglake Ranges News by […]
Appearing like a common ice addict on The Project in July, 2019, Ashley Geelan had one fairly simply job to do. And he cocked that up. It’s piss-funny. What a media star! PMSL
The following was submitted by a good friend of this site. Ashley Geelan was “getting fried” in the days leading-up to Christmas 2018, and it had nothing to do with Colonel Sanders. Ashley Geelan decided to “crank” up his attacks on the Murrindindi Shire Deputy Mayor Leigh Dunscombe. In a clear example of substance-fuelled paranoia, […]
Can this bloke stoop any lower? It seems so. Parts of this post come to us from public contributions. It is a ad to see Ashley Geelan throw his late mother’s reputation under a bus. Geelan described his mother, Cheryl Anne Mitchell, as a “groupie” of the Fraternity and Valentines. A “groupie” is defined as […]
Ashley Geelan’s reputation continues as the state’s laziest “journalist”. As at Thursday lunchtime (24/10/19), Geelan’s ‘Kinglake Ranges News’ website has not had a Murrindindi news item for eight days. So much for his loud claims that it is the number one local news website, with millions of readers. Not a single local sports result for […]
This contribution comes to the team at Geelan Lies from another concerned reader. Ashley Geelan likes to lie. Sometimes Ashley tells the same lie, over and over again. A week or two back, Ashley posted on social media that lawyers Maurice Blackburn were sending out invoices that day on behalf of himself and his fellow […]
Credit: a much appreciated, anonymous contributor One of Ashley Geelan’s ongoing lies is that he is owed money by local publishers for his community news contributions. He is owed nothing. Not a single cent. Ashley Geelan last published that he was owed more than $70,000. That’s a lie. Then, in a wild claim, Geelan’s figure […]
Thank you to a contributor for this outstanding contribution. Ashley Geelan just keeps on telling more lies. One of Ashley’s online reports was headlined ‘Kinglake Ranges bus service at risk’. It was a work of complete fiction. “The Kinglake Ranges risks losing its only public bus service … the bus service is now at risk […]
It is no secret that Ashley Geelan is an illicit drug abuser. Ashley has regularly and frequently admitted on social media to using marijuana since the age of 14. Ashley has insisted that the consumption of marijuana in order to get high was based on the recommendation of a family doctor. The team at Geelan […]
Once again Ashley Geelan has been caught out on his lies. For years, Ashley has claimed that Leader Newspapers had said he was “the best they ever had”. New information has come to light today, thanks to Ashley and his big mouth. In the past, Ashley has claimed this quote was attributed to Peter Xeni […]
Over the past 24 hours, Geelan Lies has become the number one website in Victoria, recording over 1 million hits! We thank all those who have checked us out and helped trigger Ashley Stephen Geelan once again. A special thanks go out to the hundreds of people who have sent us screenshots and information on […]
In his long running vendetta against Ash Long and The Local Paper Ashley Geelan has certainly changed his position over time. At this point in time Ashley not only claimed he “worked” for 3LO, 3AW and others he was very positive towards Ash Long and The Local Paper. He stated he was a freelancer, interesting […]
Ashley Geelan has again been called out by a Kinglake local. We have received and verified as real the following contribution from an interested local. Ashley Geelan is telling porkies again. Kinglake’s own one-handed typist (that’s a lie, he lives at <Address Redacted, Ed.> Reservoir) is now asserting that he has Southern Hemisphere rights to […]
So it turns out our friendly Kinglake scumbag has been stealing the name “Kinglake Ranges News” from our treasured community institution The Mountain Monthly. Ashley constantly goes on and on about people stealing his work yet, he is actually on the stealing! Below is a report from one of our readers and a confirmed source […]
On the evening of 22/10/2019, Ashley Geelan once again ran from the Kinglake community and from any real scrutiny. In screenshots provided to the team at Geelan Lies by a number of upstanding citizens, Ashley is seen continuing to defame decorated local police officers as well as a number of well known local citizens. Ashley […]
On Monday, October 21, 2019, Ashley “Scoop” Geelan decided to go on another online rampage. This time his target was one of his usual targets, the members of the Kinglake Police Station. Ashley has long had an issue with Victoria Police in Kinglake after being apprehended and charged on a number of occasions. In addition […]
Kinglake’s exiled village idiot, a lifelong dole bludger, and professional victim “I’ve been sponging [sic] off the government since I came into this world, and I will continue to do so until I am on [sic] me deathbed.” – Ashley Geelan, circa 2016. The aim of the Geelan Lies website is to attempt to hold […]